Friday, October 28, 2005

Dog Breath, You Say? I Resent That!

My mommy and daddy both KNOW that I have tummy problems. I know they know, because they discuss my poo EVERY TIME I go out: was it runny? Could you pick it up? What color was it? Did he fart? Did he seem constipated?

As if that wasn't enough, they laugh every time I belch. Well, it stands to reason that since my tummy is upset, I am belching more often. And now it has a...smell. My breath smells too. Mommy and daddy noticed, because usually my breath doesn't smell at all. Mom is home sick today, and she told Dad on the phone that I must have been belching a lot, becuase the whole room smelled like my dog food! She even looked around to see if I had thrown up or had an accident, but I didn't. Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse the heck out of me! If you had irritable bowels (what an undiginified name for a health problem!), you might be burpy, too! And I doubt it would smell like roses!



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5 comments:

  1. Hi Michele sent me. I'm gonna go snuggle with Casper and Sumi now :P hopefully they got all the stinky dog farts out of em while I was out.

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  2. Oh Indy, (HEHEHE) I'm so sorry for you (HEHEHE). Is that suposed to be you in that picture? They didn't draw you very well!!

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  3. Hey Indy,

    Hope your mom if feelin' better by now. She has got to help us with that calendar thing, ya know. We need lots of help.

    My dad brushes my teeth almost every night. So the only smelly air comes from my tail or somewhere back there. I've got that 'Who? Me?' look down pat.

    Woof!

    Freda

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  4. Indy, we hope your mom feels better soon, if not already. Mom and Dad were just talkin' about getting my teeth professionally cleaned in the near future. Yikes!
    -Tyler

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  5. You know, I kinda like stinky human breath and other stinky dog breath. Human gas may be somewhat interesting, but very strange for those who have tried it.

    If you get your teeth cleaned though I hear they have to put you under!

    Cal

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