My mommy and daddy both KNOW that I have tummy problems. I know they know, because they discuss my poo EVERY TIME I go out: was it runny? Could you pick it up? What color was it? Did he fart? Did he seem constipated?
As if that wasn't enough, they laugh every time I belch. Well, it stands to reason that since my tummy is upset, I am belching more often. And now it has a...smell. My breath smells too. Mommy and daddy noticed, because usually my breath doesn't smell at all. Mom is home sick today, and she told Dad on the phone that I must have been belching a lot, becuase the whole room smelled like my dog food! She even looked around to see if I had thrown up or had an accident, but I didn't. Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse the heck out of me! If you had irritable bowels (what an undiginified name for a health problem!), you might be burpy, too! And I doubt it would smell like roses!