The Evil Spray did not stop me from licking my foot. So my mom got a plan. The plan for tonight included waterproof medical tape, an old Nike sock, and this even MORE evil spray:
This spray has something called "cap sick um" in it. Mom said that's what makes hot peppers hot. So she put the sock on my foot with the boo boo, used the waterproof medical tape to tape the sock to my fur, and then sprayed the sock and the tape with the Bitter End spray!
So, here I am. Defeated. Wearing a stupid old Nike sock that's hot and spicy.
I was so pissed I refused to open my eyes for the picture.
But don't worry, I am taking revenge. Mom and dad have to soak my foot for 5 minutes in a warm water solution 3 times a day, then they have to gently squeeze the toe to make the yucky stuff come out. Mom said it's the best weight loss plan ever, whatever that means. Anyway, when I have to stand for 5 minutes to have my foot soaked, I make my people feed me liver and chicken treats pretty much non stop. Then when they make me lie down to squeeze my toe, I start farting. And I don't mean just regular farts. I've been eating a TON of liver, and humans REALLY hate the smell of liver (I didn't say humans made sense!). So my farts are even worse than usual because they're liver scented farts. Mom's been burning incense and spraying air freshener a lot. This morning I scared her because right when she squeezed my toe I let rip with a really bad silent but deadly fart. At first mom thought the terrible smell was coming from my foot and was ready to rush me to the vet right then. But then she realized it was a fart. Or "chemical warfare" as she calls it.