- The big wooden dog-proof trash can in the kitchen with the really heavy lid that's impossible to open. I hate it. I would pee on it except I would get in a lot of trouble!
- Mommy won't get me a kitty. She knows I love to play with kitties. She says we need a bigger house first.
- Mommy makes me eat my kibble or else she won't let me have treats or booda bones.
- Mommy insists on going to work five days a week instead of staying home and entertaning me and taking me for walks.
- I live far away from my buddy Maxx and I think mommy should take me to see him a lot more.
- I don't get to go to day camp every day like my best friend Sebastian, I only get to go twice a week. The other dogs made fun of me and said it was because we're poor! So I humped them all. That showed them!
That's all I have for now. Off to eat my dinner...sigh.