- The big wooden dog-proof trash can in the kitchen with the really heavy lid that's impossible to open. I hate it. I would pee on it except I would get in a lot of trouble!
- Mommy won't get me a kitty. She knows I love to play with kitties. She says we need a bigger house first.
- Mommy makes me eat my kibble or else she won't let me have treats or booda bones.
- Mommy insists on going to work five days a week instead of staying home and entertaning me and taking me for walks.
- I live far away from my buddy Maxx and I think mommy should take me to see him a lot more.
- I don't get to go to day camp every day like my best friend Sebastian, I only get to go twice a week. The other dogs made fun of me and said it was because we're poor! So I humped them all. That showed them!
That's all I have for now. Off to eat my dinner...sigh.
Hey indy at least you get to go to day care. My mommy is so broke she makes me and my brother stay home all by ourselves. but we do have our very own cat, You can come play with him too. he thinks boxing with huskies is fun. He is pretty good at it too. Dont let his size fool you. He has also picked up some of the best Husky fighting tactics. Like the run up and grab the ankle tendon and bite it. But he is fun you should definately talk your mom into getting one. Non Stop entertainment they are.
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