What a yucky day this is. It's gray and rainy. And this morning mom had to open her BIG mouth and tell daddy about how I accidentally walked in another dog's pee pee when we were leaving day care yesterday. See, I was busy doing my business (maybe my mom should mind her OWN business!) and I didn't see the pee pee puddle on the sidewalk. Mom made me walk through the grass, and when I got in the car she noticed that my feet were wet. She practically yelled "EW! You got in my car with pee pee feet! Ew! Some other dog's pee pee is on your feet! And in my car!" Like it would have been better if it was my pee pee? Right, she would have been just as grossed out!
So all I could do was give her REALLY dirty looks for telling daddy. Because now he keeps calling me "pee pee feet". Ha ha ha very funny!